Me and me and JUST ME!

Still cannot see haiz sry for wasting so much space

2008-04-05T04:37:00.000-07:00

          JOKES

  1. A man walks along a lonely beach.
Suddenly he hears a deep voice:          
DIG!

   He looks around: nobody's there.
I am having hallucinations, he

   thinks. Then he hears the

   voice again: I SAID, DIG !

   So he starts to dig in the
sand with his bare hands, and after some

   inches, he finds a small

   chest with a rusty lock.

   The deep voice says: OPEN !

   Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing.
 He finds a rock with which

   to destroy the lock,

   and when the chest is finally open,
he sees a lot of gold coins.

   The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

   Well the casino is only a few
miles away, so the man takes the chest

   and walks to the

   casino.

   The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

   So he changes all the gold into
a huge pile of roulette tokens and

   goes to one of the tables,

   where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

   The deep voice says: 27 !

   He takes the whole pile and drops
at the 27. The table nearly

   bursts. Everybody is quiet

   when the croupier throws the ball.

   The ball stops at the 26.

   The deep voice says: SHIT !

   And the man went to the toilet.

   The man was puzzled why he did
everything he heard from a deep voice.

   So he shouted in a deep voice,” Who
are you?”

   And it replied, ”I am stuck right in
 your head!”

This joke is about a man’s conversation
with his mind(the deep voice).
HAHAHA had a good laugh?

         2.A man went to see his doctor
because he was suffering from a miserable

cold. His doctor prescribed some pills,
but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave
him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told
the man to go home and take a hot

bath. As soon as he was finished
bathing he was to throw open all the

windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient,
"if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician.
"I can cure pneumonia."

This joke is about a patient that caught
a cold and the
doctor could not do
anything so he
told the patient to catch pneumonia
so he could cure him!!!!HAHA

sry i did not noe u guys could not some parts of the joke so i am making the size smaller so u guys could see

2008-04-05T04:35:00.001-07:00

          JOKES

  1. A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:          
DIG!

   He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he

   thinks. Then he hears the

   voice again: I SAID, DIG !

   So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some

   inches, he finds a small

   chest with a rusty lock.

   The deep voice says: OPEN !

   Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which

   to destroy the lock,

   and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

   The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

   Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest

   and walks to the

   casino.

   The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

   So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and

   goes to one of the tables,

   where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

   The deep voice says: 27 !

   He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly

   bursts. Everybody is quiet

   when the croupier throws the ball.

   The ball stops at the 26.

   The deep voice says: SHIT !

   And the man went to the toilet.

   The man was puzzled why he did everything he heard from a deep voice.

   So he shouted in a deep voice,” Who are you?”

   And it replied, ”I am stuck right in your head!”

This joke is about a man’s conversation with his mind(the deep voice). HAHAHA had a good laugh?

         2.A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable

cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot

bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the

windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

This joke is about a patient that caught a cold and the doctor could not do anything so he told
the patient to catch pneumonia so he could cure him!!!!HAHA

SRY THERE WAS A MISTAKE IN THE JOKE I AM ABSOLUTELY SRY

2008-04-05T04:28:00.000-07:00

It should be:

         JOKES

  1. A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:           DIG!

   He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he

   thinks. Then he hears the

   voice again: I SAID, DIG !

   So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some

   inches, he finds a small

   chest with a rusty lock.

   The deep voice says: OPEN !

   Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which

   to destroy the lock,

   and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

   The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

   Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest

   and walks to the

   casino.

   The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

   So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and

   goes to one of the tables,

   where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

   The deep voice says: 27 !

   He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly

   bursts. Everybody is quiet

   when the croupier throws the ball.

   The ball stops at the 26.

   The deep voice says: SHIT !

   And the man went to the toilet.

   The man was puzzled why he did everything he heard from a deep voice.

   So he shouted in a deep voice,” Who are you?”

   And it replied, ”I am stuck right in your head!”

This joke is about a man’s conversation with his mind(the deep voice). HAHAHA had a good laugh?

      2.A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable

cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot

bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the

windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

This joke is about a patient that caught a cold and the doctor could not do anything so he told the patient to catch pneumonia so he could cure him!!!!HAHA

Haiz sry for keeping everyone bored for my boring blog

2008-04-05T04:24:00.000-07:00

Hi every one it had been a long time since i blogged. Today i will not make u guys bored to tears anymore. instead i will make u laugh till tears come out.LOLhehe i came up to a system i call it the daily joke system. so i will blog at least 2 jokes a dae. WOW. i am sori for keepingu guys bored.

         JOKES

  1. A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:           DIG!

   He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he

   thinks. Then he hears the

   voice again: I SAID, DIG !

   So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some

   inches, he finds a small

   chest with a rusty lock.

   The deep voice says: OPEN !

   Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which

   to destroy the lock,

   and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

   The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

   Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest

   and walks to the

   casino.

   The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

   So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and

   goes to one of the tables,

   where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

   The deep voice says: 27 !

   He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly

   bursts. Everybody is quiet

   when the croupier throws the ball.

   The ball stops at the 26.

   The deep voice says: SHIT !

   And the man went to the toilet.

   The man was puzzled why he did everything he heard from a deep voice.

   So he shouted in a deep voice,” Who are you?”

   And it replied, ”I am stuck right in your head!”

This joke is about a man’s conversation with his mind(the deep voice). HAHAHA had a good laugh?

      2.A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable

cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot

bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the

windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

This joke is about a patient that caught a cold and the doctor could not do anything so he told the patient to catch pneumonia so he could cure him!!!!HAHA

my goal in my sec school

2008-04-01T05:59:00.000-07:00

Actually my goal is to bcome the president of the student council board u noe.Although it is tough but i treat it as a challenge a challenge to determine myself as a good or bad person.It can also develop someone to a even better person.but as u noe every one is equal there is noe one in the world which is perfect so why not give everyone a chance, tats wat i tot, although i still have many flaws and bad habits i nid to get rid off.If i had the chance i will definitely cross out the flaws of mine.

Strictly for naruto fans

2008-04-01T05:34:00.000-07:00

www.naru2.com<-for watching naruto online
www.onemanga.com<-watch naruto manga

April FooL

2008-04-01T05:22:00.000-07:00

Hi i am Lim Xin Yuan reporting on five! Today teachers will find something to trick the students.O yea man now students like us are not the the oni lame ppl. Three cheers for sec students!
Today i am talking about tis teacher which tricked me in her lesson.She is a maths teacher her name is Mdm ********(censored for privacy cough*)I got back my math results of course i did **** ***. u gonna laugh at my marks. Ok lets not beat around the bush and waste anytime i am gonna tok about the main point immediately!
When we got back our test paper most of my frens were sighing. haiz. erms i am not sighing, right????okok.She said that we were gonna go for a retest as this paper is for a primary 6!But smart ppl like me of course think "HAHAHA, APRIL FOOL!!!!!!"(smart erms coughs*****)And She did not really funny eh the funny part was she was trying the be enthu but not very enthu but her teaching is still ok as u noe no one is perfect.she said firmly"Class we are gonna do a retest for math.april fool. hahaha" and she was the oni one laughing everyone was like dots ok thats it for today.

haiz feeling regretted transfering school

2008-03-31T06:02:00.000-07:00

actually i feel regreted transfering school cos i had a fren in the school at my posted school and i made a very good fren on the start

SORRY FOR NOT INTRODUCING MYSELF OPPS SRY

2008-03-31T05:56:00.001-07:00

Hi I am Lim Xin Yuan! I am born in singapore on 24th november 1995 which means this year i am 13. i always thought tat i would mature but erms i did not LOL. I am quite a "shy" person. The day i cre8ed this blog i wonder hmmmmm will i write this blog for the past few years or keep changing it and found the answer! I will of course.................not continue tis blog for like a few year. Oh gosh lar

What I like and not

2008-03-31T05:44:00.000-07:00

Haiz as every child says school sux actually i tink tat way too! gimme a five! if u can't give a five to the computer!LOL ok lets not beat around the bush actually i like alot of things! My favourite band is Mi Lu Bing and Mayday cool ehh?My favourite singer is Lin Jun Jie and myself ermsssss ok just kidding tat is my dream to become a singer like Shawn Tok!!!!YEA man
For food i love eating eggs and dun really like beef or should i say i do not dare to eat beef. Opps actually quite timid. Actually i love chicken rice too. I like quite alot of food, the reason why am i so fat is because of too much fast food or maybe chicken rice.this days i feel quite lonely haiz not sure why????MY FAVOURITE ANIME IS NARUTO I am a naruto fanatic. it is funny, cute and interesting. I hate people that are irritating at the wrong time e.g when i am feeling quite emo and irritate me. i wun feel irritate if i was irritated at the right time. Frankly speaking i am quite irritating but i am trying to improve on tis. i hope u guys could wish me good luck YAY