Haiz sry for keeping everyone bored for my boring blog

Hi every one it had been a long time since i blogged. Today i will not make u guys bored to tears anymore. instead i will make u laugh till tears come out.LOLhehe i came up to a system i call it the daily joke system. so i will blog at least 2 jokes a dae. WOW. i am sori for keepingu guys bored.

         JOKES

  1. A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:           DIG!

   He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he

   thinks. Then he hears the

   voice again: I SAID, DIG !

   So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some

   inches, he finds a small

   chest with a rusty lock.

   The deep voice says: OPEN !

   Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which

   to destroy the lock,

   and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

   The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

   Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest

   and walks to the

   casino.

   The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

   So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and

   goes to one of the tables,

   where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

   The deep voice says: 27 !

   He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly

   bursts. Everybody is quiet

   when the croupier throws the ball.

   The ball stops at the 26.

   The deep voice says: SHIT !

   And the man went to the toilet.

   The man was puzzled why he did everything he heard from a deep voice.

   So he shouted in a deep voice,” Who are you?”

   And it replied, ”I am stuck right in your head!”

This joke is about a man’s conversation with his mind(the deep voice). HAHAHA had a good laugh?

      2.A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable

cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot

bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the

windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

This joke is about a patient that caught a cold and the doctor could not do anything so he told the patient to catch pneumonia so he could cure him!!!!HAHA